Too Much!

Okay George so i'm going to tell you a sad story. If you cry I understand.

There once was a girl who went to Golden Corral. She ate her weight in food. The pounds doubled and she was fat. The end.

So sad. k I actually went to Golden Corral tonight. boy do I feel sick, but I drank water and had like two cups of water and almost my whole water bottle. I think if i drink more water, exercise, and maybe sleep I'll feel better. Not to mention my body won't be dehydrated. I've had more than one Doctor tell me to drink more water or I'm going to have more problems. I always thought it just water so I'll try but I know I'll forget after a week. Well now that I decided to be healthy then I need to drink water so I don't have so many problems. But man do I use the bathroom a lot more than before.

I'm one of those people that think spending time in the bathroom is a waste and you shouldn't need to use the bathroom that often......but I was wrong. you need the water to flush out all the waste and poisons out of your body or they will build up and bite you back...literally...

So my last two finals are next week, and I'm excited for school to be over, but also I'm afraid for my math final. I have studied two finals already, and done a lot more stuff, but ya still worried. Wish me luck and pray for me to final.....I could use the extra help.

I don't think over-weight people should be made fun of because if you think about it over weightiness is a disorder. where they just can't stop eating. it's really sad and we should all give them praise if they walk instead of ride a scooter around cuz then they actually might be trying to be a little more healthy. It's their choice to be fat, but we don't need to poke fun because of it...they can do what they want with their life.

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" Airplane

my bad

K so it wouldn't let me create the link so just youtube him.

Bruin Bash

Okay for those who don't know Salt Lake Community College has a Bruin Bash every spring semester to blow off steam. Well tonight I went to it. I did several things:
1st_I got a high off of oxygen at an oxygen bar (don't worry all my brain cells are still intact.....I think)
2nd_I saw this really cool Illusionist Mike Star winner of Phenomenon tv show. He did a that rope trick where you cut it in two and tie it back together into one rope again.Did some voodoo magic and lit some guys hands on fire without touching him.He made a prediction about what would happen in this show and it really did. (He predicted it before the show. wrote it on a piece of paper. sealed it in an envelope. stuck in and air tight tube, locked it a bullet proof box. We did a Clue game and three people snitched on the killer (Vin Diesel at Bear Lake, with a leggo) had the killers name place and weapon. also the names of the people who gave the info.
I personally knew one of the people. This guy is amazing so its Mike Super and click on his name to view a video of him.
3rd I got two temporary tattoos. A bar-code on my wrist and a rose on my neck. They only last about 2-5 days. but now i can go buy myself at a store. why would I buy myself? Cuz i'm awesome like that.

So cotton candy is like spun sugar. I had a little (liar) fine George I had alot. I personally think cotton candy is gross but somehow I can't not get some. I've never had it before going to SLCC so maybe it has to do with that.

OK! whew......I just did my exercise (17 tonight) so I don't know if i'll get the 600mL of water, but i'm like chugging it down so I can reach this goal. I'm no quitter. If you wall followers would like to join me by all means do. I need someone to have an echat with about aching muscles jk.

New sayings and Goals

Alright  so after last nights angry post I now have a nice one. lol. I've had this saying in my email lying around waiting for me to put it here. So if you have ever worked at a place where no one remembers you unless something breaks you will understand where I am coming from.

"Talking to angry customers is like defusing a bomb. If you do the wrong thing it explodes. If you do the right thing they are still angry with you."

I work in a home security business so ya nobody notices their alarm unless it starts beeping or maybe they forgot to set it and somebody breaks in. Well that's our fault. I answer phones so I handle alot of angry customers. In fact I've had someone swear at me for ten minutes before they would let me say anything. (I timed it) Turns out they did something stupid to cause it, and all they had to do was press a button. (bet they were embarrassed)
I've learned quite few swears that I never heard(and will never use) before. So that sucks.

So I decided I am going to try and be healthier than I am now. My goals are to drink a full water bottle everyday. Mine is 600ml. I've almost made completed this part of goal today. and I am going to go to the gym a lot more often then now.(Never) I went today and worked out for like half an hour. then I wandered around campus for an hour trying to get my brain out of a fog so i could drive home. (safely)
I am also going to do sit ups and push ups at home and will do one than the last night every night starting wiht 16 of each.(ouch!)

oh yeah some idiot almost hit me on my way home, and it had nothing to do with me I following all the laws of the road. they just weren't being careful lucky for me my car is small and swerved around them with ease. I was a little afraid they would get me they were really close.

So to sum up my little conversation with George I made a new saying turned in two finals, and am going to get rid of my flab. lol I think the work flab is funny.
oh just so you know words in (these) are Georges comments because I am talking to him you know.

Rumors

Alright Georgie (my wall) lets talk about how bad rumors are. Lol spreading rumors is not a good thing people get hurt by the bad things said about them. You may think it is funny or justified, but what if you found out somebody was spreading lies around about you that sounded like something you might accidentally do.

"Well why don't you tell us about a rumor that was spreading around about you insanity?" Georgy

Alright so a couple months ago someone told me about something people were saying about me behind my back. (back stabbers!!) It was pretty nasty. even I am disgusted by what they said. and it was ALL their friends and family!! I personally don't like to gossip, but sometimes I do listen to it just to kind of figure out whats going on. Now these guys (yes it was all guys) don't seem like they would just stand around and gossip about pointless things.

Okay so I was a little upset that people would lie about me to others. (I am an honest person) <-I have no idea how that is relevant.> I never did find out who started this rumor, but somehow I was able to stop it before it spread to wide. If you know me or you think you know me......think again.

So to all you guys out there just because a girl is nice to you does not mean she is flirting with you. Maybe she doesn't want to be a total witch and curse you for talking to you. Everyone knows how hard it is to get the courage to talk to someone you like, it would totally hurt you if she was a mean girl. So don't assume they like you just because their nice, and if their nice to everybody that DOES NOT mean they are flirting with everybody either. I think it is RETARDED to be so conceited to think that.

Rumors are unfair and hurt good people. So if you hear a rumor take it back to the person it's about and ask them yourself Instead of passing it on. If you don't your a coward for spreading it.
Alright Georgy you can have the last word.

"Good night and big balls." WIPE OUT

Not my wall

Hey so it's been a while since my last post.but....but I have a good excuse.......FINALS!!! Alright so tonight I am not talking to my wall, but to a red sports car calendar. I love cars....lol.
OK so tonight I had to give a speech on something thats my favorite color. So I talked about my car. So nice. You might be wondering why I am up so late, but that is cuz I am going to sign up for fall semester classes at 12.

Friends Forever?

OK so you are probably wondering why I am talking to my wall. (Which has faces....is that weird?) this late at night. Well I was writing on a present I am going to give one of my friends for their birthday. It's a set of wine glasses that have cute red hearts all over them. Well so I was comparing wine glasses to friendship for some odd reason, and I came up with a new quote.

"Friendships are like wine glasses. They can sit on a shelf gathering dust, you can use them when you need to, or they are shattered forever."

that is deep. who knew I was capable of thought like this. (You better not tell her what it is......i know your excited and want to tell all your wall friends, but shush it up.) sorry my wall started to quake (not really).
So this made me think do any of you have friends you don't talk to anymore. I am encouraging you to get their friendship and dust it off by hanging out with them soon. and do it with a spoon it your purse.(I keep one in mine)

Kitten love

OK so I know I said that I would post the story I was writing for my English class on this site. I have it typed up and ready, but first I would like to tell you about a little discussion I had today.


OK so we had this focus group meeting today for extra credit in my writing class. I went and we discussed somethings about the class, and how it was learning without a book. Did it help to not have a text book or would we rather have one. Well so I said something interesting.

"Were being taught to be writers, not how to write a paper"

I have no idea how I came up with something so grand. (Does anybody even say that anymore?) But me being the genius I am.(Liar!)  Said great stuff like that. Thinking on it how many of us think we are good writers? Anyone? OK I've read some of the stuff you wrote in class Timmy so put your hand down. dumb kid won't stop raising his hand. any way back to the topic.

Before this semester I only knew how to write a paper. Five sentences per paragraph, 3-4 pages long, double spaced, yadda, yadda, yadda... so anybody can write a paper we all know the requirements, but not just anybody can be a writer because it's a writers job to touch peoples hearts with their words. I wanted to be a writer when I was younger, but my teacher told me, "You will never be a writer (angry) there are better things you can do with your time!" Wow thanks. Great way to boost my confidence.(Don't remember who the dream smasher was) So basically I gave up on all dreams because I didn't think I could reach them anyway.

Well I've found my love for writing. (It was in the back of my mind hidden behind all the broken dreams, and to the left of everything I never accomplished) So here's my story of Kitten love.
***********************************************************************************

Midnight Sasha

I was running away from home; now that it’s dark. Dinner had been along time ago, and I didn’t eat much so I am hungry again. Peering into the darkness my ears twitched, searching for any sign of noise behind me. I was standing next to an alley thinking of where I would go, and how I would get food. Suddenly, noise came from the alley; I crouched down by a smelly silver tower trying to hide from what ever was in there. The night was silent again, this made me nervous, and slowly I turned my head looking above me. Yellow eyes looked down from the tower top.

Mother had always told me cats with yellow glowing eyes were filthy commoners, we didn’t mix. Cats like us she said had majestic green glowing eyes, we are nobler cats. Never before had I seen such yellow eyes, and I was scared by the way they seemed to read my mind. I just knew he could tell I wasn’t supposed to be romping through the alleys, or even be out this late.

Crouching down he leaped back into the darkness of the alley. Noise erupted from the alley again; slowly I crept into the alley looking for the source. Movement started to my left, and before I could even think of moving, I was pinned down. Instantly I started twist from side to side, squirming to get out of his grasp. Throwing my haunches back and forth loosened his grip on me. Pain shot through my ear, never before had I fest this, he bit me. No longer did I want to fight, so I stop moving. He sat up on his haunches, licking his paws he stared down at me.

"What brings you to my turf?"

Shuttering I remembered mother telling me about what happens to a female when they go into a males territory without the intention of mating. I wanted to be brave, getting back on my feet I calmly replied.

"I was going for a night stroll, when I heard racket from your alley," swishing my tail underneath his nose, I rubbed against his chest, "I was simply curious. No harm in that."

I thought it was daring to touch him, my blood was pumping through my body I felt the need to do something fast. Turning I ran out of the alley, and farther from home with him chasing me after me the whole time. Exhausted, I reached a river past the person’s houses. I lay down on the bank breathing deeply, inhaling the sweet grass smell.

The next morning I was frightened at first, until I remembered the night before. Rolling onto my feet I looked around for the tabby I had met last night in the alley. A tree was neat by, I had an idea! Climb it. I’ve never climbed a tree before so I was a little unsure of how to do it. Stepping back far enough, I ran towards the tree jumping I landed on the trunk. I tried to get a grip, but fell off backwards. Someone was laughing near by; that made me upset.

"Hey! That’s not funny, whoever you are! Show yourself, coward!"

"Coward? I’m no coward kitten."

It sounded so close to me. Then I looked up, and he was above me, in the tree. Funny. He seemed a lot bigger last night. He walked to the edge of the branch, bending it, then dropped to the ground softly.

"So you wish to climb trees?"

"That is my business." Sitting up straight, nose in the air.

"Heh, you don’t even know how."

"So." He shocked me.

"Give me your paw."

"Why?"

"Just do it."

Confused I held up my right paw. He grabbed it, and pushed on it. Letting go he had a puzzled look on his face. Staring as he paced back and forth with a confused look on his face, made my heart race. The way his muscle seemed to ripple underneath his fur made me want to pounce on him, just to feel that power.

"You don’t have claws?" He sounded confused.

"Does that mean I can’t climb trees?"

"Yup."

"Can you show me the street life?"

I caught him off guard, which made me happy.

"I guess." He sighed.

We started at the alley we first met, going anywhere from there. I listened closely to everything he said as we travelled around, following noises and smells. There were more little persons in some places than there was in others. We were staying low, waiting, when something caught my attention. I stepped out, curious to find out what it was, when a person travel thing skidded to a stop. Big persons started to chase us with long stick things.

They trapped us in a corner, no sure what to do I shrank back trying to become invisible. They grabbed both of us, and put us in a cage. We were taken to a place full of other cats on both sides. Some hissed, others yowled loudly, no one looked happy. Both of us were put in the same cage. He turned so his back was facing me. I felt horrible knowing that it was my entire fault we ended up in this place. My heart ached o much that I was sure I would die. We sat there for a long time, not talking made me feel worse so I approached him slowly.

"I’m sorry."

"What for?"

"This is my entire fault. None of this would’ve happened if it wasn’t for me."

"Is that what you believe kitten?"

"Yes."

"Well it’s not. They would have found us because we have no person with us to protect us from them. I have no person, like you, to come get me."

I laid next to him, pressing my body as close to his as I can get.

"I want to be with you. Forever."

Suddenly I was yanked out of the cage by a person. Half asleep I didn’t realize what was going on until I saw my mother and our person waiting for me. Handed over to them we left, and went home.

Mother was cleaning me, and telling me how worried she was when I was gone. I wasn’t listening; all I could think about was the tabby I met last night. My tabby. I like the sound of that, my tabby.

"Mother."

"Yes, dear."

"What happens to the kitties that don’t have a person to get them?"

"Well they are disposed of."

"What!"

"Sasha, I am trying to groom you. Now sit still."

"Mother I met a tabby. He doesn’t have a person, and is still at that awful place."

I wanted mother to understand what I was saying. We had to save him fast because I couldn’t, no can’t live without him.

"No person? Then he belongs there."

I was shocked that mother wasn’t going to help me because he wasn’t the same status as us. It looks like I was on my own.

"I have to save him. It’s my fault he’s there."

"You will no do no such thing. I won’t allow you to see him ever again," my heart fell, "You will not be allowed out side for a week, and I will keep a close eye on you."

It shattered completely. He would be killed and it was all my fault.

　*********************************************************************************

"I'm no Shakespeare, and I bet he wasn't much of a quarterback. If I had the most beautiful words i would tell them to you."

(I just saw this show recently*not a good show for kids* I liked this line alot)

Rice

Okay so this ones for you Follower1.
So i'm not the greatest cooker. I try but sometimes doesn't work out most of the time. Tonight I made rice. So I put 5 cups of water into a pan and 5 cups of rice. Then I put it on the oven on Medium, so i thought everything was going good. i couldn't remember if you put twice the amount of water than rice. So i did the same.

I'm very forgetful so I stayed close to the stove so i wouldn't forget about the rice. Well next thing you know i'm downstairs with my mom and the baby. So i ask my mom if about the water thing, and i bet you know what she said. Twice as much Water! I needed more water or we'd be eating crunchy rice.
In the end it was burnt cuz i forgot about it.l most of it was okay to eat. I warned everyone to pray before eating because you never know what will happen.
Any ways I have no idea when Easter is so somebody should clue me in on this holiday and when it's happening. School is way almost over. I'm scared and excited. I need to hurry and finish my cat love story, write a five minute speech do math homework and quizzes. and then FINALS!!!!!

(Whew) I Love Talking To Walls. Actually my computer is facing a wall so i really am.
Okay so i always have been trying to end with a quote from something; movies, books,etc. Guess and lets see if you can find the movie and which actor/actress said it. Please don't cheat by Google. use Swagbucks instead.

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Swagbucks

Okay so i feel like I'm talking to a wall right now. i can see that nobody has decided to follow me, but it doesn't matter because i know your out there somewhere. you are just hiding from me right now.
any ways what i am writing about tonight is Swagbucks.
i am not being paid to do this but i enjoy Swag bucks because everyday you can get 2 swag bucks guaranteed. by doing the daily polls and trusted surveys (you have to have it for a week for this one). searching also will give you swag bucks. they have games and my favorite is the fat fry cook trying to lose weight, only my computer won't pull that one up so i have to go to the school library just to play that one. it is kind of like a puzzle that you have to match four of the same things and it comes closer to you except you lose weight by doing it. i find this entertaining.

I am in a writing class and needed to come up with a story idea. well i started talking to the person i was sitting next to, and we started to brainstorm. we came up with the idea of telling a love story from a cats point of view. like its kitty love not puppy love. but so I'm going to write this short story (or part) to turn in. i will post it here so you can all enjoy my little story.(even though nobody's there) i was laughing so hard in class with whoever was sitting by me(sorry i don't remember your name and am to lazy to find it)

i have two weeks left of school. i am so not ready yet but it comes and goes.so just to ramble on a couple of months ago i had H-Pylori (if you want to know what it is click the word) its pretty disgusting. but i got rid of it by taking this pill that tasted like an old shoe and another pill that didn't really have a taste. just so you know before finding out i had stomach pains, couldn't eat food, and lost weight. this lead me to go to a doctor to find out what was wrong. my body is dehydrate,but then they found the h-pylori so ya. stay clean cause it can bite you back(literally). i like to exaggerate that it eats your stomach. i mean it can burn a hole in your stomach (maybe) if you don't take care of it.

okay so after getting over h-pylori i had to get my wisdom teeth pulled and they gave me more pills (i felt like a junky). i only took the pain meds the first day. so i wasn't feeling pretty at all. i probably looked like a mess. my face was three times the usual size and it took a week to get fairly normal. I'm telling you this now because my face was the normal size and now it is starting to swell up again. hopefully i won't have to do anything and the swelling will go back down. i don't like dentist they kind of scare me(a little).


Au revoir (pronounced o reh vwah)
Ciao (pronounced chow)
À bientôt (pronounced ah bee en toe)
À demain (pronounced ah duh mehn)

Vegas,snow,baby

Hey to all you invisible followers i had an amazing week.
Okay so Wednesday night around twelve i decided to go to Vegas. got there around 5 or 6am. i had fun then at night i went to Fremont street. and you will not believe who i met.....ok i'll tell you.......Jack Sparrow!!! (lol. fake) but it was still kind of neat. also superman was there..i asked him why he wore his underpants on the out side. he said his mom made the suit and needed to know he was wearing them. lol!! he was kind of funny.

So i live in Salt Lake City and the snow will just not go away. It was all sunny and nice in Vegas that when we found out it was snowing in Salt Lake we wasn't sure if we should  come back.

 Friday morning i got a call and my mom had her baby that day so we drove back to visit her in the hospital. it was  a girl (girls rule) and she had a ton of hair. shes so beautiful.


So that was my weekend. i don't know how all of yours was but mine was amazing. Guess what? schools out in like 3 weeks i have so much to do i shouldn't even be on here but i just had to after finishing a huge math project (due tomorrow) that i started yesterday i needed a break.

To infinity and beyond!! then back again.

Day Two

Have you ever wondered about the end of the world?
I haven't really thought about it, but  i ahve thought about what will happen after 2012. the world can't end yet because i haven't gone skydiving yet. lol thats not even on my bucket list.

i saw someone paraglyding once. we bugged him about how to do it and stuff. we watched him fly, land and crash! how would you fill if you fell out of the sky  and when you opened your eyes 50 kids (strangers) all looking down on you asking if your ok.
well....that's what we did....lol he couldn't even stand up till we all backed away from him. His friends were behind us.

weird for him.

so back to 2012. wouldn't that be wierd to wake up gay. no offense but so you go to sleep and wake up and everything is opposite from what it was. that would be freaky. i would think i wasn't insane anymore. because you know insanity one this one.

That's all folks

1st post

Hey if anybody even finds my blog. how you doing? this past little while i've been thinking on how can i share my randomness with the world?

 So i hope i don't waste you time and if i do oh well sucks for you. I have a saying that i made up
'when swimming in the ocean remember all the good times....it'll help before the sharks eat'cha'
this happened so fast i'm surprised i remembered it.
 the story of how this saying came was because my cousins went to california, and were riding a log out into the ocean. well they didn't realize that you get far fast. so they got out so far they had to abandon the log and swim back. well one of my cousins had a floating device and that was dragging him out. he saw his mom my grandpa and everybody else on the shore screaming and waving their hands. his mom was crying and he thought a shark was chasing him and started freaking out.
needless to say he lived(there was no shark) and this inspired my saying.
good night america!